Child-free travel #Bliss

I haven't flown without Small Fry since he was born 19 months ago, and I'd almost forgotten how not to travel with a grim, determined and often apologetic look on my face. There are so many advantages to child-free travel, like drinking a hot (!) drink, eating something without having to share it, and reading. Reading! Then there's going to the loo by yourself, and not having to share your seat on the plane with anyone, or carry a variety of books, cars and playthings.

Then again, I also had to queue like everyone else. 

Weekend break #FeelingHappy

4 generations
Aunty Rose's 80th birthday celebration brought me to England this weekend for my first trip sans boys.

The weekend, despite coming at the end of 2 weeks of reunions of various branches of the extended family in different countries, was a wonderful catch up plus meet and greet with yet more family.

British airport security however, is the stupidest in the world. Even in Manchester, where the accent can't help them sound friendly. And they were terrifically polite, even while they told me that all my liquids had to fit in one of their teeny-tiny plastic bags, which are about half the size of the ones found in Edinburgh airport. Hmm, maybe that's telling. In any case, I had to check-in my luggage, which was a faff but didn't cost me anything. 

It did also mean that as I was travelling alone, I could use the automated border control in Paris Charles de Gaulle airport, thereby skipping the queues and giving me even longer to wait until my luggage finally appeared.

And if British airport security is the stupidest in the world, then Parisian customer service is the most dire. It took me 2.5 hours to get home from the airport, in a 'super shuttle' which operates much like a taxi service but with multiple central Paris destinations. Yes, we even took one of the 'greeters' to her car in the staff car park en route.

It took me around 12 hours from leaving Newcastle-under-Lyme to get home, but seeing the relief on El Puma's face when I got back made it all worth it. Apparently looking full-time after a toddler is 'hard work'.

Bonjour #FrenchEssentials

My granny would have been 90 today.

Today, her great-grandson said his first 'bonjour', which actually came out as 'bo-shu'.

This is a critical greeting in France and the start of almost all formal interaction (so much so that when I walk into a shop in the UK I now hunt down the sales assistant with my eyes, ready to say a hearty 'good day'! Most don't meet my gaze).



In the foyer of our appartment block this morning, as our neighbours entered, Small Fry let out his first bo-shu...and became a true Frenchman.

Small Fry's Giggles #Emma'sBirthday



Home sweet home #OysterTellsItLikeItIs

And that's us staying put for a while now. Well, you know, until next weekend when I have a one-nighter in England. But in general we're home for, like, weeks and weeks.

Music widow #JunePart2

And June is also when I hardly see my hubby thanks to band rehearsals and gigs. I enjoy the gig and the music but feel like a bit of a twit, sorry, groupie...
 ...even in the beautiful grounds of the OECD's chateau...
 ...and the annual fĂȘte de la musique...
But, you know, I find ways to make it work for me.
Germany vs Ghana. Best second half ever.

Football widow for a month #JunePart1

June in Germany every 4 years? It's got to be World Cup season. And that means the football at T Helga's 60th birthday party...
 ...and football at the OECD summer party,
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Cousins photo #JustOneMissing

Family reunion in Germany #WhyNot

Most of the family decamped from London to Germany for Tante Helga's 60th birthday party...

...and the reawakening of childhood memories, such as riding in the wagon...

 ...climbing in the playground...
 ...riding the train...

 ...and just being a kid...


 ...plus the 17-strong adult + 7 kid party...

...and a couple of bumps and scrapes that truly mark family times. 

We'll always have Paris #5.5Years

It's been a while....

Marriages, babies and all the rest of it....

Still the same tower.




Fiona & Joel #Mr&MrsKelling

They think it's a "super duper Saturday of sport" tomorrow.

We know it's the wedding of the year...


So that's me, my painted nails and my expanding entourage off to London Town.

Centre stage #SlowNewsWeek

Our little corner bistro La Bonne Heure has been transformed into Le Bilou for a film. About 100 people have been milling around the cafĂ© for the past 3 days, sorting out lighting, sound and keeping mums from walking their usual way to pick up their kids from the crĂšche. 

Small Fry and I have found it all quite fascinating. I think the film is in French but all the 3...2....1...Action! stuff is in English. And a film set needs a LOT of very exciting equipment like trucks, and cables and other things that make little boys go w o w.

The case of the disappearing cars #Someone'sMakingMoney

Directly opposite our house is the best child-friendly reality-TV show around. The delivery bay on the opposite side of the street is constantly filled with cars, and at least one gets towed away daily. We get a bird's eye view of the whole thing, from the traffic wardens spotting the offending vehicle, to the tow-truck arriving, to the snatch (they can remove a car in under 3 minutes), and sometimes, if we're lucky, the little scene that is created when the owner returns mid-tow. 

Nantes #Up&AwayAgain

And we thank the sweet Lord that he ascended, for we get a public holiday to celebrate it. Which basically means another trip away, this time to Nantes.
The selfie craze continues
We celebrated both El Puma's and Mawelle's birthdays that fall in May...

...and Pacotio's return...
...including the gifts he brought.
But basically, it's all really about holding the baby. Everyone got a shot.






Mama?

Resolutions and Reality #Q12026